After just surfing through various social community sites I came up with this list for everyone...
You are not looking for a "Friend" if
1) Half the photos you have on your page are of you half naked
2) You anywhere on the page it says I am looking for .... in a mate
3) You ask to find a baby daddy for your kids
4) You start off by saying I am a man/woman that can be this, that and the other for you
5) You spend your weekends only responding to individuals who are capable of being a mate to you
6) You proceed everything by saying when I get married or if I was married
7) You say I am not getting any younger
8) You say that a person must bring this to the table to talk to you
9) You spend numerous hours on the internet hunting
10) You have interesting adult pics posted on your page
11) You still live at home with the parents knowing you are too old to be there but are looking for "friends"
12) You just got out of a bad relationship
13) Talking about how much you ballin and have to show your full paycheck you just cashed to the world
14) You start the page off with check my demo or listen to my new music
15) You start the convo off with looking for modeling contacts or I am a photographer for a fake calendar you have no funding to drop
16) You have to post your number on the your page or email it to everyone you reach out too
17) You start the convo off with irrelevant comments
18) You say it would be nice to have a mate to kick it with but I am only looking for friendship
19) I am here purely for conversation, but these are the qualities I like in a person
20) You say if you don't have this, that and the other don't hit me up
LOL just a funny list I compiled don't take it serious but if you do... maybe you should question yourself do I fall into that list or maybe I take this internet business too seriously LOL
Feel free to add your own to the list LOL
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